Pg. 323-324, "What Happened To Goodbye."
- Dave: So, I've been thinking.
- Mclean: Yeah?
- Dave: You really need to go out with me.
- Mclean: I'm sorry?
- Dave: You know. You, me. A restaurant or movie. Together. Maybe it's a new concept for you? If so, I'll be happy to walk you through it.
- Mclean: You want to take me to a movie?
- Dave: Well, not really. What I really want is for you to be my girlfriend. But I thought saying that might scare you off.
Teacher: WHY CAN I HEAR TALKING?!
Student: BECAUSE YOU HAVE EARS?
When I try to get off the internet
this always happens:
When people replace g’s with q’s
I said “Cow!” to a woman on a bike earlier today.
She screamed back multiple curses right before she crashed right into the cow I just warned her about.
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When you don’t have signal on your phone and you go all Lion King on it
When I buy a bag of chips..
Expectation:
Reality:
